choose your way

jehovahhthickness:

I keep telling y'all to not fall in love with these men. And what’s the first thing y'all do???

FALL IN LOVE WITH THEM!

imp:

when people say my name im like.   cant believe i exist

mypenleaksiridescence:

He may be on your mind, but that doesn’t necessarily mean you’re on his.

-Great Minds Don’t Always Think Alike

useless-germanyfacts:

“you can’t just put 20 commas in one sentence”

first of all, i’m german

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

insidethe99:

patrick-kanes-nose:

i-likethesummer-rain:

queenprotein:

stardusttx:

twirliest:

steampoweredplayer:

lollie-pond:

larryismyhallelujah:

thetasrose:

peachy-blisss:

myswagisnice:

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs …
Ps not riskin it

1.4 almost
ps not risking it

Fuck this post

2.5 million notes I hate myself

I reblogged this twice now

I’m so sorry this isn’t b99 related and this isn’t real but I can’t not skip this I’m sorry